We need more raccoon cat rodeos and less bathroom corpses

I know this because Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, told me so in her AWESOME book, Furiously Happy, which you should buy immediately. She makes mental illness really funny!  That came out wrong but my instructions for this post were to “keep writing no matter what.”  I already want to put this draft in the trash, […]

Take it Off

I broke the fall with my hand. At my cousin’s house.  At her kid’s birthday party.  In broad daylight. File under:  good embarrassing times. Here’s what was happening precisely 11 minutes before that happened: Specifically, “Heeeeeeey!  Oh my gaahhhhhhd you’re here!  I’m so glad you came!” We’re southern.  After the fall, I sprang to my […]