How to be a superhero in one day

Raise your hand if this has happened to you: You know a birthday is coming up. You intend to send a card. The birthday comes and goes. You think:  I can send a belated birthday card. Two more weeks pass. You think:  now it’s too late to send a card. I’m an asshole. ******** I […]

Big. Fat. Liar.

Worst final minutes of dinner conversation.  Ever.  (with 8yo). Anna:  May I have some more green beans? me:  Sure. Anna:  Where is Berri’s vagina? (cat) me:  Seriously? Anna:  Will you show me? me:  No, we need to be respectful of her private area. Anna:  But I can see her hiney hole already. me:  Correct. Anna: […]