Latest gem from Anna:
“It’s very hard to tell boys secrets about your privates when you’re in the bathroom.”
Me: (Pause for internal playback) “Um, what?”
And then, like the magic reserved for a gripping game of Telephone, she delivered a completely different sentence with a similar word count. Nice try, but I was a Telephone champion in my day, which is how I know it takes more than two players and one minute to play the game. Unless you’re a couple of tweekers.
Next google search: convent + Switzerland.