Big Rich Atlanta

Flipping through channels, and I landed here.  In five minutes, I saw:

Boob cutlets removed from bra and waved around.

Extensions ripped from hair at birthday party.

Lawyers hired for ruining birthday party.

Mother paying $8,000 per month in allowance to two daughters.

Daughters claiming it’s not enough because it’s a full-time job to look good.

37 pairs of fake eyelashes.

Two separate scenes where drinks were being thrown into someone’s face – one was a city councilman.

And my favorite…

Spiritual healer curing cat fight trauma so this girl, former Miss Teen Georgia…

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can start her own charity called Divarella.  The mission is to “raise awareness against violence and hate.”

Please just call the mission what it really is:  to teach girls to stop pulling hair at $20,000 birthday parties.

Que en el f*ucking mundo?

I can’t even comment on the dress.  It hurts me too much.

Comments

  1. You have just described a typical Sunday afternoon in the Speaker7 household.

  2. Dianne Ramsey says:

    This is too funny. It’s a crazy world. The dress is ridiculous. Who’s the desidner – KMart.

  3. Yet another reason to wonder why I actually pay a monthly bill for the privilege of watching TV.

  4. I want to punch that show in the face.

  5. Reblogged this on insidebrandysbrain and commented:
    I’ve never seen this show and thanks to this awesomely hilarious review I no longer have to.

  6. Miss Teen Georgia has a mission is to raise awareness against violence and hate? Wait – is she trying to say that hate and violence is bad??? I never knew that!!
    (Will she at least allow hate and violence against this show?)

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