Half a banana hammock?

I’m not sure what’s going on here…

I wanted to believe this was a photoshop joke, but alas, it is not. This is an actual company entirely committed to f*cked up tan lines and genital discomfort.

Que en el mundo?

I’ll spare you any additional photos because just posting this one is making me feel like someone’s trying to touch me where my own bathing suit goes, but feel free to check out more asymetrical peen-smuggling options at Inderwear.

Hey, Father’s Day is less than two months away. This could be the PERFECT gift.

26 responses to “Half a banana hammock?”

speaker7

Apr 29, 2013 at 4:14 pm

I must say, the pic looked rather alarming in my reader.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Apr 29, 2013 at 4:22 pm
  
  Oh no! I don’t want to freak anyone out thinking I’m sending naked photos! Thanks for letting me know!
  
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  1. speaker7
    
    Apr 29, 2013 at 4:25 pm
    
    Alarming in a good way.
  2. mollytopia
    
    Apr 29, 2013 at 4:48 pm
    
    Hahaha – okay good!
Miss Molly

Apr 29, 2013 at 4:25 pm

I looked at the rest of the pics and the only thing I could think of was Elaine Benes on Seinfeld once saying, “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.” And guys laugh at our purses…Jeez…

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1. mollytopia
  
  Apr 29, 2013 at 4:49 pm
  
  Hilarious – I loved her on that show. She’s even more awesome on Veep. Please tell me you’re watching this season.
  
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banphrionsa

Apr 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm

Wow… Some things people come up with are really out there…

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1. mollytopia
  
  Apr 29, 2013 at 5:13 pm
  
  Right? File under: no thanks…
  
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outlawmama

Apr 29, 2013 at 8:37 pm

Happy fathers day!

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1. mollytopia
  
  Apr 29, 2013 at 9:05 pm
  
  Oh believe it. It’s happening. All across America.
  
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bensbitterblog

Apr 29, 2013 at 9:59 pm

Thanks a lot. I can never unsee this picture.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Apr 29, 2013 at 10:34 pm
  
  Hahaha – sorry! But you wanted to know about Father’s Day, and now you know. Woot! Just kidding.
  
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  1. bensbitterblog
    
    Apr 30, 2013 at 2:23 am
    
    You can have father’s day back. Please take that image away forever!
miafashionvictim

May 1, 2013 at 1:51 pm

Reblogged this on miafashionvictim and commented:
Here’s my question… what does the back look like and how exactly is it staying on? haha

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1. mollytopia
  
  May 1, 2013 at 2:21 pm
  
  The back is equally terrifying (you can see it if you follow the link) basically half a thong – wtf?
  
  Glad you got a kick out of it and thanks for reblogging!
  
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onechicklette

May 3, 2013 at 6:03 pm

I clicked like but I want to be clear: I don’t ‘like’ this monstrosity. I only like that you warned me about its existence.

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1. mollytopia
  
  May 3, 2013 at 10:14 pm
  
  Oh trust. No part of me thought you were on board with this disaster.
  
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Dottielane

Dec 9, 2013 at 11:14 pm

Chanel?

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1. mollytopia
  
  Dec 9, 2013 at 11:23 pm
  
  Hahaha. No. She would beat someone’s ass for even suggesting such a thing. From the grave. Because that’s how powerful Coco is : )
  
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  1. Dottielane
    
    Dec 9, 2013 at 11:32 pm
    
    good. because i’d hate to see him take a tumble in that little itty bitty thing!
lizziearias

Nov 3, 2014 at 6:21 pm

My eyes like a little raping once in a while…thanks!

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REDdog

Feb 1, 2015 at 12:53 am

Mine would hafta be more like half a lima bean hammock

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LVital7019

Mar 12, 2015 at 7:33 pm

O M G …. …How in the HELL!? I’m so, so, so confused right now… Sooo confuuused. Where do the, I mean, how do the, y’know nuggets figure in?? Also, how in the sevenhells does one find these things? Lastly, WHY did I click that link…?

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1. mollytopia
  
  Mar 13, 2015 at 8:33 am
  
  I know, right???? Total madness!!!
  
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LVital7019

Mar 12, 2015 at 7:34 pm

Wait – I asked too many questions that I don’t really want answers for… Strike, strike, strike!

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1. mollytopia
  
  Mar 13, 2015 at 8:33 am
  
  Hahahahaha totally!!!!
  
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