Half a banana hammock?

I’m not sure what’s going on here…

photo credit:  Inderwear

photo credit: Inderwear

I wanted to believe this was a photoshop joke, but alas, it is not.  This is an actual company entirely committed to f*cked up tan lines and genital discomfort.

Que en el mundo?

I’ll spare you any additional photos because just posting this one is making me feel like someone’s trying to touch me where my own bathing suit goes, but feel free to check out more asymetrical peen-smuggling options at Inderwear.

Hey, Father’s Day is less than two months away.  This could be the PERFECT gift.


  1. I must say, the pic looked rather alarming in my reader.

  2. Miss Molly says:

    I looked at the rest of the pics and the only thing I could think of was Elaine Benes on Seinfeld once saying, “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.” And guys laugh at our purses…Jeez…

  3. Wow… Some things people come up with are really out there…

  4. Happy fathers day!

  5. Thanks a lot. I can never unsee this picture.

  6. miafashionvictim says:

    Reblogged this on miafashionvictim and commented:
    Here’s my question… what does the back look like and how exactly is it staying on? haha

    • The back is equally terrifying (you can see it if you follow the link) basically half a thong – wtf?

      Glad you got a kick out of it and thanks for reblogging!

  7. I clicked like but I want to be clear: I don’t ‘like’ this monstrosity. I only like that you warned me about its existence.

  8. Chanel?

  9. My eyes like a little raping once in a while…thanks!

  10. Mine would hafta be more like half a lima bean hammock

  11. O M G …. …How in the HELL!? I’m so, so, so confused right now… Sooo confuuused. Where do the, I mean, how do the, y’know nuggets figure in?? Also, how in the sevenhells does one find these things? Lastly, WHY did I click that link…?

  12. Wait – I asked too many questions that I don’t really want answers for… Strike, strike, strike!

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