Teachers Fighting in Church.

I received this e-mail yesterday…

Dear Parents,

Unfortunately there was an incident at the center this afternoon involving two teachers in a physical altercation.  No children were involved or injured. It occurred at naptime in the Toddler 1 room…

[I  have to stop here because really, it’s just too genius.  Teachers fighting in the TODDLER room???]

Most of the toddlers slept through the incident and weren’t aware of the situation.

[I would give anything to know precisely how these jackasses were caught.  Did non-fighting teachers hear slapping and shrieking?  Or, maybe a bloody teacher emerged from the Toddler room like Carrie, and a giant scene erupted?]

I have filed a report with [omitted for privacy because lawsuits are tedious and expensive], and with the police. Both of the teachers involved are terminated. 

Please know that our children’s safety and wellbeing will always be our first priority.

[Really?  That doesn’t feel entirely accurate based on the content of this e-mail.]

If you have further questions, please see only [fake name or fake name]. We ask that you do not question our teachers about this unfortunate incident.

[Because we are so mortified that it happened at CHURCH].

This is my favorite part.  There was no reason for me to receive this terribly embarrassing e-mail because Anna isn’t even enrolled in their after-care program anymore.

I yanked her out of it a month ago…because she was being bullied.


  1. Classy. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall of the toddler room…

  2. Lol. Christians…

  3. Are you kidding me? Why? Just why? So many questions. If you get updates, please fill us in.

  4. lol awesome. Please reply to the email.

  5. Dianne Ramsey says:

    Really? Youve always had a strong premonition for impending doom.

  6. SERIOUSLY? Whoa. I love the part about there being no reason for you to even GET the email.

    I’m with Kristin, reply and post your reply please!

  7. Miss Molly says:

    Molly – You’re great and I’m nominating you for a Very Inspiring Blogger award. Details are on my site here
    Congratulations from “The other Molly”

  8. We ask that you do not question our teachers about this unfortunate incident? Holy shit! Get it? It’s a church joke.

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