1. My yard looks like this:
2. My driveway looks like this:
3. I just noticed this above my front door (and no, it’s not leftover Halloween decorations)
4. My deck looks like this:
5. My fireplace looks like this:
6. My dining room chairs like this:
7. Or this:
8. This is the only way to make coffee (for one):
9. These are the only coffee cups I own:
10. One of them is an interior designer.
This ought to be interesting… 😉
Buh lieve it!
That’s a lot of leaves! And you and I make coffee the same exact way hahahaha
That’s the perfect way to make coffee. For one hahaha! And yeah, I hate leaves now.
I feel sorry for people who don’t have any gay friends. The ones I’ve met along the way have been endlessly entertaining and kind. Some of them escaped terrible circumstances and have risen above the cruel things people did. Good luck tonight. Hide a tape recorder and post a audio file of the evening, please.
You are absolutely right – all the gay people in my world make it a more beautiful and HILARIOUS place : )
Oh Molls. What *have* you done? I cannot wait to hear how it goes.
Oh I KNOW. I’ll post an update tomorrow : )
lol #10
Right??? I’m in way over my head! I’ll post an update tomorrow : )
I know what my gays would be thinking 😀 I can’t wait – just try not to utter what ‘ave I done too loudly!
Throw your hands up in the air and say, “Y’alllllll! I don’t know what to do with this place! What would you suggest?” Then sit back and keep the drinks flowing. That’s how I always get my family to do the yard work.
Oh you are soooo much wiser than me!!!
When will this episode of “Queer Eye on the Straight Girl” be airing?
Ned you are beautiful!
Thanks, Tom; I’ve had a little work done, but it’s mostly all natural 😉
Hahahaha – right now, right here: http://wp.me/pRiwY-1my
Good luck.
Thank you – I needed it – and it all worked! Maybe you’re magic.
Maybe they won’t want any coffee after dinner, unless they’re into sharing mugs. Hope dinner’s fabulous!
Thank you – it all worked out and was a super fun time! I did the follow up sort of post today : )
Alcohol – I usually do not promote alcohol as a solution – but you need to solve their brains into some liquid so they will only have blurred memories.
OR you sell it as “place of rustic charm” …
You are so right about that hahaha – a pretty cocktail is always good for distracting people : )
Kind of looks my house when I’m entertaining. So what did you serve? How did it go?
Haha – thanks for chiming in : ) It went great! Here’s the link the follow up post: http://wp.me/pRiwY-1my
Relax Molly,
I am Tom Nardone, and I am with you. Now, as far as 1 through 4 are concerned, just have them over after dark and don’t turn on the lights. The coffee situation can be fixed by an after dinner trip to Starbucks. What ever that crap in the fireplace is will burn, and…that just leaves the chairs…OH! have an authentic Japanese Dinner and everyone can just sit on the floor. OK i feel good about this Molly. As you have been made aware, i am always at your beckoning call and I think you are ready for your guests now if you run into a snag you know where to find me.
oh and you are welcome. 🙂
Thank you Tom! All that was perfect advice. That I saw after the party hahaha! But I’ll keep it in mind for next time : )
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