Anna and I got up at 6:40am for the Girls on the Run 5k.
I wore these ridiculous Hello Kitty ear muff thingies because they give me magic powers.
We went to IHOP and ate 9,000 calories afterward.
Then we came home and took a three-hour nap.
I woke up and my kitchen still looked like this from last night’s awesome gay boy party:
Details on how we got from yesterday at 10am to this hot mess coming next…