The only time finding money is bad

Laundry is peaceful for me.  There’s an unspoken satisfaction in it – a loving task for my family.  Clean clothes are hung in the appropriate closets, and others are properly folded and placed into the correct drawers.

In my heart I silently sing:  Beautiful people, you have all that you need; go forth and prosper!

Then this horrible dollar bill showed up.

At first I was all, “sweet!  I’m totally snaking somebody’s cash!”

Then I was like:

Wait.

What the FUCK?

I can’t even buy a COKE with this shit.

A DOLLAR?

This is what what FIVE loads of laundry is worth?

That’s BULLSHIT!

The good news:  my memory sucks, and I’ll forget all about this before it’s time to do laundry again (Friday).

Key take-away:  empty your pockets before you put your clothes in the hamper.

You heard it here – you’re welcome.

Comments

  1. Strange, that is the same time when a handkerchief is most unwelcome …

  2. What if you get a dollar with every wash…

  3. I think money laundering is a felony. You’d better take this post down right away.

  4. If you find a whole bunch of coins….it could mean that you’ve fallen into a fountain.

  5. richardbolger61 says:

    DEGREES BY DEGREES

  6. In some places, you can still get a Coke for under a dollar.

  7. You can get a pack of gum for a buck. Maybe even a candy bar…

  8. I think money laundering is a felony. You’d better take this post down right away.

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