Gymnastic Shenanigans


Handstands onto your bed is the new hotness.  Right up until you record it… Naturally this meant I was required to try it, too… She was determined… And so was I… We became convinced if we did it simultaneously Cirque would call… Obviously this is what responsible parents do on school nights.  Happy Friday y’all […]

VIP Tuesday

Tuesday’s Very Important Poll: Take a moment to live vicariously through Melissa McCarthy in this video, and then tell us…   This poll is totally anonymous.  Your mouse-peen boss will never know how you voted.

But what if your crotch gets addicted?


Hey there’s a new vaginal marijuana potion that produces a 15-minute climax. Que en el mundo? Speaking of being high, this guy is trying to enter the stratosphere in an air balloon using batteries, 2-way radios, a parachute, balloons and helium.  He needs your help.  If you’ve built and launched your own high-altitude balloon please get in touch […]

VIP Tuesday

Very Important Poll. Because I need to know.

“Will you please start arguing???”


It’s an odd question to want to ask my 10-year-old, but clearly the best time to change parenting strategies is when you’re more than half way through… I told Anna I would buy her a new bike yesterday because she’s outgrown the one she has now.  Later in the day I discovered if we put […]

The Devil is hot pink


It’s a common misconception that the Devil is red and carries a pitchfork.  I want to clear that up for you right now, and I can because I met the Devil last night. I was promised all my suffering would end… and that I would be rewarded with peaceful slumber. All I had to do […]

Make the game your bitch


I read a post last night that made me feel like a real parental dumb-ass.  I want you to read it, too.  Not because I want you to feel like a dumb-ass, but because I’m interested in what the outcome of the game will be in your house.  It’s designed to help kids develop a positive self-image.  […]


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