The Devil is hot pink


It’s a common misconception that the Devil is red and carries a pitchfork.  I want to clear that up for you right now, and I can because I met the Devil last night. I was promised all my suffering would end… and that I would be rewarded with peaceful slumber. All I had to do […]

Make the game your bitch


I read a post last night that made me feel like a real parental dumb-ass.  I want you to read it, too.  Not because I want you to feel like a dumb-ass, but because I’m interested in what the outcome of the game will be in your house.  It’s designed to help kids develop a positive self-image.  […]

International You’re Wonderful Day 2014


I gave some pri-tee solid advice recently on how to prevent dudes from slipping and falling into other vaginas…and then realized I haven’t done the first one on the list lately.  Shit! #1 reads as follows:  tell your guy he’s wonderful – give specific reasons – how and why. If telling him is good…then putting it […]

Where were you last night?


Oh shit y’all.  I went to my very first country music concert! SpecTACular people watching event.  Did you know only girls wear cowboy boots now?  I had no idea. Most of them were dressed like this: Some added their own flavor with sequins: Some added a calling card: And some were looking for a designated […]

Why guys slip and fall into other vaginas

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This is a compilation of what I’ve heard from guys over the years.  Yours free of charge. Here’s how to avoid having your guy slip and fall into another vagina. 1.  Tell him he’s wonderful – give him specific examples of how and why. 2.  Suck his dick in the car, and make sure to […]

Why girls slip and fall on other dicks

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This is a compilation of top complaints I’ve heard from girls over the years.  Yours free of charge. How to avoid having your girl slip and fall on another dick. If you’re not going to show up, call and say you’re not going to show up. If you’re going to be late, call and say […]

#TBThursday: why leg warmers will always reign supreme

Because this video…   Have an awesome Thursday, y’all! Love, Molly


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