The last two posts have featured helmet stickers for girls. This week’s are for all the awesome dudes out there. You defeat the lawn every week with heavy equipment, while sweating or freezing your balls off. Great job! You take out the trash, even when it smells like a monkey’s ass for no good reason and […]
You scoop or pick up dookie that isn’t human – you rock! You make food appear in the magic box in the kitchen – hooray! You work for a normal-sized boss during the day, and then work for one or more tinier bosses all night – way to go! You do nice things with the adult penis in your house – you’re the best! If […]
I learned a very important piece of information about college football yesterday: boys get stickers for being good! AND they get to put them on their helmets so everyone knows how awesome they are! I LOVE stickers. But I’m not going to play football. So I made some for girls. Your hormones told you to murder […]
Tuesday’s Very Important Poll: Take a moment to live vicariously through Melissa McCarthy in this video, and then tell us… This poll is totally anonymous. Your mouse-peen boss will never know how you voted.
Hey there’s a new vaginal marijuana potion that produces a 15-minute climax. Que en el mundo? Speaking of being high, this guy is trying to enter the stratosphere in an air balloon using batteries, 2-way radios, a parachute, balloons and helium. He needs your help. If you’ve built and launched your own high-altitude balloon please get in touch […]