Prance-errific!

This video is beyond genius.

The snarkhole in me is so overwhelmed I don’t even know where to begin.

Maybe with Best Camel Toe in 100 years?

The nice human in me actually loves this woman.

If someone has the balls, and it looks like she does, to prance around a busted-ass golf course to a fantastically horrific soundtrack wearing exercise pants AND a necklace of that size, and encourage me to do the same, I respect it whole-heartedly.

The wig is a nice touch as well.

Please don’t give up before you see the gallop starting around 2:30. It will change your life.

If you need to know how it all began, she wrote a book!

If you need to become a Preferred Member of the Prancercise club, it’s only $50 a month!

I don’t understand how things like this happen, but I’m riveted.

I’ll leave you with this vision because that’s the kind of friend I am.

The Prancing Wonder Behind Prancercise Finally Speaks (dlisted.com)

27 responses to “Prance-errific!”

donofalltrades

May 31, 2013 at 10:18 am

Oh my! Before this morning, the funniest thing I’d ever seen on a golf course was a poodle trying to fuck an unwilling racoon, but this may be better! The state of that golf course makes me sad though.

Reply
1. mollytopia
  
  May 31, 2013 at 10:21 am
  
  I grew up in the golf capital of the WORLD, and this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on a golf course. I’m kind of bummed I never saw the poodle and raccoon scenario though. No pics?
  
  Reply
  1. donofalltrades
    
    May 31, 2013 at 10:24 am
    
    That was when I lived in Texas so it was before the proliferation of cellular telephone technology which is a shame. That poodle was horny!
  2. mollytopia
    
    May 31, 2013 at 10:38 am
    
    Hahaha – is there anything scarier than a horny crusty-eyed poodle? No.
  3. donofalltrades
    
    May 31, 2013 at 10:24 am
    
    And where is the golf capital of the world. Michigan claims to be that place, but I always thought it was South Carolina’s claim too.
  4. mollytopia
    
    May 31, 2013 at 10:39 am
    
    The Dirty Myrt of course!
aliciabenton

May 31, 2013 at 10:22 am

Love it! I’m torn between whether someone given the title of “Best Camel Toe Ever” should be offended or honored! Lol!

That’s going to be my new workout routine. Don should try it, too. Looks MUCH better than crunches!!!

Reply
1. mollytopia
  
  May 31, 2013 at 10:38 am
  
  P90X wants to grow up and be Prancercise. The end.
  
  Reply
  1. aliciabenton
    
    May 31, 2013 at 10:59 am
    
    HA! Epic.
Karen

May 31, 2013 at 10:38 am

A friend sent me that video yesterday, but I had no idea there was a book! I think I’m going to buy it for the cover alone. The fact that she can help me gain physical and spiritual excellence is just gravy.

Grab your stretch pants and your wig, summon your inner horse, and we will begin the journey of a lifetime. Are.You.Ready??

Reply
1. mollytopia
  
  May 31, 2013 at 10:43 am
  
  Spiritual and physical excellence is amazing.
  
  That last bit of your comment totally motivated me! I’m ready!
  
  Reply
Miss Molly

May 31, 2013 at 11:50 am

I love this! I’m out to buy some Prancy Pants this morning and will then head to my nearest golf course with my old boom box set on 80s rock. I’ve been waiting for this exercise program my whole life and the f-ing golfers can just get outta my way! Oops, that wasn’t very spiritual. I didn’t mean you, Tiger. Go ahead. You can prance through.

Honestly, she doesn’t look any funnier than middle-aged guys in bicycling Spandex, and I’ve seen a lot of weird things on golf courses. Always fun to see grown men throw tantrums and then pitch their clubs in the water.

Thanks for getting me up and at ’em this morning, girl!

Reply
bensbitterblog

May 31, 2013 at 12:45 pm

Saw this the other day and I was so jealous that I didn’t invent this. I would have been a viral sensation by now.

Reply
1. mollytopia
  
  May 31, 2013 at 12:46 pm
  
  Me, too. We’ve been foiled again!
  
  Reply
peacelovegreatcountrymusic

May 31, 2013 at 3:26 pm

God help me, I can’t make myself unsee that.

Reply
1. mollytopia
  
  May 31, 2013 at 4:04 pm
  
  Happy Friday – my gift to you!
  
  Reply
speaker7

May 31, 2013 at 5:16 pm

This is performance art, yes?

Reply
1. mollytopia
  
  May 31, 2013 at 5:17 pm
  
  I think so?
  
  Reply
PinotNinja

Jun 2, 2013 at 7:05 pm

I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS! Cannot stop. Seriously, I was supposed to leave for a dinner 10 minutes ago, and I still haven’t even showered because of this video. Prancercise may be the end of me.

Reply
1. mollytopia
  
  Jun 2, 2013 at 7:13 pm
  
  I mean, right??? Que en el fucking mundo? I LOVE it!
  
  Reply
Fat Bottom Girl

Jun 3, 2013 at 4:26 pm

bwahaha. . . all I can say is WTF??? You are sooo right about the camel toe! I want to know how much $$$ she has made off this shizzle!

Reply
1. mollytopia
  
  Jun 3, 2013 at 4:27 pm
  
  Right??? That video has been viewed 4m+ times! I can’t even believe it!
  
  Reply
  1. Fat Bottom Girl
    
    Jun 3, 2013 at 4:30 pm
    
    Well, the laugh your fucking ass off factor of it is unbelievable, but do people really do it??
  2. mollytopia
    
    Jun 3, 2013 at 4:33 pm
    
    Gahd no – there’s no need. You get an ab work-out just from laughing at the video…
Hershel

Jul 12, 2014 at 1:13 pm

It’s hard to find your posts in google. I found it on 17 spot, you should build quality backlinks , it will help
you to increase traffic. I know how to help you, just type in google –
k2 seo tips

Reply
Gemma

Sep 12, 2014 at 2:45 am

I read a lot of interesting content here. Probably you spend a lot of time writing,
i know how to save you a lot of work, there is an online
tool that creates unique, SEO friendly posts in minutes, just type in google – laranitas free content
source

Reply
lizziearias

Nov 3, 2014 at 6:19 pm

LOL…Why was I inexplicably riveted by this? I’m inspired to try it camel toe and all just so I can see (and enjoy) peoples faces when I prance by. You can tell that she really has “found her purpose in life to be able to pull this off and clearly, she does!

Reply