The pink dress on the right is hotter than hot shit and I want it. I want the bag, too.
I also want this jacket, even though I think she’s fondling her nipple. Or maybe because she’s fondling her nipple. I’m not sure.
That was the delighted part.
Here is the concerned part.
Who approved this terrifyingly stupid Prada Women’s Video Campaign?
Apparently I’m the only one clamoring about the fact that dumb words don’t mix with fashion. Other people are thrilled Prada models are trying out acting.
Hey, I know. Don’t.
Everyone knows models shouldn’t talk. That video is a great example of why. Be pretty. The end.
And seriously? This Sunglasses Video looks like a bad video game ad that runs in a movie theatre, before the trailers even start.
I’m also deeply upset with whoever dreamed up these awful letters to monogram otherwise perfectly good (albeit entirely overpriced, nylon) bags.
Has the entire line been hijacked by millennials and hipsters?
Even the Mens’ spring 2014 line broke my heart. I had to stop there. They fucked up black, which should have been a beacon of hope in a sea of hibiscus blooms and unpleasant prints.
I don’t know what in the hell is happening at Prada, but I want it to stop.