Disney Loves Crossdressers

All the minions in Despicable Me are boys, which is why I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they’re in hula outfits and French maid costumes in the movie. Yay Disney! So progressive of them, no?

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Steve Carell is my Movie Boyfriend. I met him once. I’m sure he remembers.

Disney drag queens to celebrity crushes – it’s what I do. Walk with me.

Stephen Colbert is my TV Boyfriend. I haven’t met him, but he’s from Charleston, SC and I’m from Myrtle Beach, SC so we’re basically best friends.

I’m an equal opportunity celebrity crusher. My TV Girlfriend is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Her full name is Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus, and Elizabeth is the name on my birth certificate, so we’re totally compatible.

My Movie Girlfriend is Angelina Jolie. She’s a Gemini like me so I know we’d be perfect. We would change our minds and forget about each other with such regularity it would be keep things new and exciting.

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Who are your celebrity crushes?

25 responses to “Disney Loves Crossdressers”

donofalltrades

Nov 14, 2013 at 11:46 am

It’s like you’re almost exactly all of those people! I had a long time Goldie Hawn and of course Daisy Duke crush since she drove a Jeep and said y’all.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 16, 2013 at 5:50 pm
  
  Haha I WISH! Goldie Hawn is awesome – love her : ) Daisy Duke was the first tv person I tried to imitate, along with Wonder Woman and every one of Charlie’s Angels…
  
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CB

Nov 14, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Angelina Jolie for sure. And Anne Hathaway. And Rob Zombie. Maybe his wife, too.

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1. Aussa Lorens
  
  Nov 14, 2013 at 1:34 pm
  
  Haha so much YES to Angelina Jolie. We could adopt a thousand babies together.
  
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  1. mollytopia
    
    Nov 16, 2013 at 5:51 pm
    
    Yes that’s perfect!
Baddest Mother Ever

Nov 14, 2013 at 1:10 pm

David Beckham because we both have skin.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 16, 2013 at 5:51 pm
  
  Hahaha – you’re awesome.
  
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franhunne4u

Nov 14, 2013 at 1:40 pm

Crushes? I’d crush them all … by mass.

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Escaping Elegance

Nov 14, 2013 at 2:09 pm

Movie boyfriend – Hugh Jackman
TV boyfriend – Ian Somerhalder (I’m very shallow and need my eye candy)
Movie girlfriend – Halle Berry
TV girlfriend – Zooey Deschanel (Am I cheating cuz she’s also a movie gal?)

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 16, 2013 at 5:52 pm
  
  No way – cheating isn’t possible when it’s a fantasy crush! Thanks for reading and chiming in : )
  
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onechicklette

Nov 14, 2013 at 2:28 pm

You’re sooooooo random.

Right now, no one compares to Aaron Paul for me.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 16, 2013 at 5:53 pm
  
  Yes! I love him, too. There are too many!
  
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Exile on Pain Street

Nov 14, 2013 at 5:22 pm

Mary-Louise Parker is my pretend girlfriend. I occasionally slum over to Marisa Tomei’s place, but that’s just to make my Mary-Louise jealous. I am such a sucker for the girl next door. Always have been.

TRUE STORY: When I came to New York [mumble-mumble] years ago, a friend of mine, a guitar player named Austin, was dating Mary-Louise Parker. He broke up with her because she was getting “too clingy.” Now, she’s Mary-Louise Parker and Austin is lost somewhere in the cosmos.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 16, 2013 at 5:54 pm
  
  I love it! Sorry for your buddy – that was a silly move on his part to dump the future tv star. What is it with guys and the “too clingy” bit? Some girl really likes them, oh darn, that must totally suck! Que en el mundo?
  
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biancacmarais

Nov 14, 2013 at 6:30 pm

My celebrity crushes are: Colin Firth and Eddie the Dog from Frasier 🙂

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 16, 2013 at 5:55 pm
  
  I LOVE Colin Firth, too. Sigh. There are just too many out there!
  
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bensbitterblog

Nov 14, 2013 at 7:19 pm

I don’t think Despicable Me is Disney, but we get the point.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 14, 2013 at 10:03 pm
  
  You’re right. It’s Universal Pictures. Sigh.
  
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  1. bensbitterblog
    
    Nov 14, 2013 at 11:07 pm
    
    Sorry to ruin your day, but I do that to most people.
peacelovegreatcountrymusic

Nov 14, 2013 at 7:22 pm

Movie boyfriend is Pacino
TV boyfriend is Matt Bomer and it rhymes with boner and that cracks me up
Movie girlfriend is Drew Barrymore
TV girlfriend is Kerry Washington

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 14, 2013 at 10:04 pm
  
  Oh man! Al Pacino is mine, too. And Matt Damon. I have too many to count. Thanks for chiming in!
  
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Lukraakvars

Nov 22, 2013 at 10:27 am

This post had me laughing so much. Love the way you write.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 22, 2013 at 11:43 am
  
  Hooray! Thanks so much – nice to meet you!
  
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  1. Lukraakvars
    
    Nov 23, 2013 at 4:38 am
    
    Nice to meet you too 🙂
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Disney Loves Crossdressers – Mollytopia

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