All the minions in Despicable Me are boys, which is why I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they’re in hula outfits and French maid costumes in the movie. Yay Disney! So progressive of them, no?
Steve Carell is my Movie Boyfriend. I met him once. I’m sure he remembers.
Disney drag queens to celebrity crushes – it’s what I do. Walk with me.
Stephen Colbert is my TV Boyfriend. I haven’t met him, but he’s from Charleston, SC and I’m from Myrtle Beach, SC so we’re basically best friends.
I’m an equal opportunity celebrity crusher. My TV Girlfriend is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Her full name is Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus, and Elizabeth is the name on my birth certificate, so we’re totally compatible.
My Movie Girlfriend is Angelina Jolie. She’s a Gemini like me so I know we’d be perfect. We would change our minds and forget about each other with such regularity it would be keep things new and exciting.
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Who are your celebrity crushes?