Disney Loves Crossdressers

All the minions in Despicable Me are boys, which is why I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they’re in hula outfits and French maid costumes in the movie.  Yay Disney!  So progressive of them, no?

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Steve Carell is my Movie Boyfriend.  I met him once.  I’m sure he remembers.

Disney drag queens to celebrity crushes – it’s what I do.  Walk with me.

Stephen Colbert is my TV Boyfriend.  I haven’t met him, but he’s from Charleston, SC and I’m from Myrtle Beach, SC so we’re basically best friends.

I’m an equal opportunity celebrity crusher.  My TV Girlfriend is Julia Louis-Dreyfus.  Her full name is Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus, and Elizabeth is the name on my birth certificate, so we’re totally compatible.

My Movie Girlfriend is Angelina Jolie.  She’s a Gemini like me so I know we’d be perfect.  We would change our minds and forget about each other with such regularity it would be keep things new and exciting.

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Who are your celebrity crushes?

NaBloPoMo November 2013

Comments

  1. It’s like you’re almost exactly all of those people! I had a long time Goldie Hawn and of course Daisy Duke crush since she drove a Jeep and said y’all.

    • Haha I WISH! Goldie Hawn is awesome – love her : ) Daisy Duke was the first tv person I tried to imitate, along with Wonder Woman and every one of Charlie’s Angels…

  2. Angelina Jolie for sure. And Anne Hathaway. And Rob Zombie. Maybe his wife, too.

  3. David Beckham because we both have skin.

  4. Crushes? I’d crush them all … by mass.

  5. Movie boyfriend – Hugh Jackman
    TV boyfriend – Ian Somerhalder (I’m very shallow and need my eye candy)
    Movie girlfriend – Halle Berry
    TV girlfriend – Zooey Deschanel (Am I cheating cuz she’s also a movie gal?)

  6. You’re sooooooo random.

    Right now, no one compares to Aaron Paul for me.

  7. Mary-Louise Parker is my pretend girlfriend. I occasionally slum over to Marisa Tomei’s place, but that’s just to make my Mary-Louise jealous. I am such a sucker for the girl next door. Always have been.

    TRUE STORY: When I came to New York [mumble-mumble] years ago, a friend of mine, a guitar player named Austin, was dating Mary-Louise Parker. He broke up with her because she was getting “too clingy.” Now, she’s Mary-Louise Parker and Austin is lost somewhere in the cosmos.

    • I love it! Sorry for your buddy – that was a silly move on his part to dump the future tv star. What is it with guys and the “too clingy” bit? Some girl really likes them, oh darn, that must totally suck! Que en el mundo?

  8. My celebrity crushes are: Colin Firth and Eddie the Dog from Frasier 🙂

  9. I don’t think Despicable Me is Disney, but we get the point.

  10. Movie boyfriend is Pacino
    TV boyfriend is Matt Bomer and it rhymes with boner and that cracks me up
    Movie girlfriend is Drew Barrymore
    TV girlfriend is Kerry Washington

  11. This post had me laughing so much. Love the way you write.

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