Yeah, that’s me thanks to NaBloPoMo.
At Day 19, the logo looks like this in my mind:
If this were a pageant instead of a writing challenge, and I won, my glittery sash would read:
North American Blabbermouth Lady of Posting – Otherwise Miss Obnoxious.
(Not National Blog Posting Month).
But I’ve made it this far and I refuse to quit because I’m a mule with boobs.
Meanwhile you should all know that if you want one of those fancy new G6s – the world’s biggest and fastest private jet – you need to place your order today because they’re back-ordered until 2017. They only cost $65,000,000, which totally explains why they’ve already sold out.