That Girl at the Party Who Won’t Stop Talking

Yeah, that’s me thanks to NaBloPoMo.

At Day 19, the logo looks like this in my mind:

If this were a pageant instead of a writing challenge, and I won, my glittery sash would read:

North American Blabbermouth Lady of Posting – Otherwise Miss Obnoxious.

(Not National Blog Posting Month).

But I’ve made it this far and I refuse to quit because I’m a mule with boobs.

Meanwhile you should all know that if you want one of those fancy new G6s – the world’s biggest and fastest private jet – you need to place your order today because they’re back-ordered until 2017. They only cost $65,000,000, which totally explains why they’ve already sold out.

20 responses to “That Girl at the Party Who Won’t Stop Talking”

JWo

Nov 19, 2013 at 9:01 pm

Mule with boobs… I like it. HAHA…

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 19, 2013 at 10:18 pm
  
  Well, it’s true : )
  
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donofalltrades

Nov 19, 2013 at 9:21 pm

Somebody is loopy! It’s you though, right? Or is it me?

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 19, 2013 at 10:19 pm
  
  I’m pretty sure we both qualify haha
  
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speaker7

Nov 19, 2013 at 9:22 pm

As another mule with boobs, I commend you.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 19, 2013 at 10:20 pm
  
  You are awesome! This shit is no joke right? Going to your blog now : )
  
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jgroeber

Nov 19, 2013 at 10:34 pm

Well played. Well played, my new blogging friend.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 19, 2013 at 10:49 pm
  
  Thanks lady : ). Your post about your childhood vs. your child’s is awesome. Really well done!
  
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The Spooked Horse

Nov 19, 2013 at 10:58 pm

I’m waiting until they release the G6 in fire engine red to put in my order…

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 19, 2013 at 11:17 pm
  
  Very smart move. If you’re bored while you wait, Christie’s is having an amazing car auction : ). Hey I just checked out your blog – that art work is amazing!
  
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  1. The Spooked Horse
    
    Nov 20, 2013 at 12:28 am
    
    Thanks! Much more to come.
Exile on Pain Street

Nov 20, 2013 at 8:28 am

Interesting logo re-do. I’m not sure that was the intended result when this little exercise was dreamed up. Why don’t you leave it up to us, your readers, to decided whether or not we’re annoyed, eh? Don’t pretend you can crawl inside our head and muck about to see what’s what. Carry on. You’re almost there.

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 20, 2013 at 11:00 am
  
  You’re so right. I need to stfu and just keep writing haha. Thanks, Mark. I needed that. You’re the best! : )
  
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Baddest Mother Ever

Nov 20, 2013 at 9:47 am

I am LOVING the fact that you’re writing more often! And “mule with boobs” is what I’m going to have on my family coat of arms (in Latin, of course).

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 20, 2013 at 10:59 am
  
  Thanks, lady! I’d like that same coat of arms. In Latin is PERFECT!
  
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Carrie Rubin

Nov 20, 2013 at 10:20 am

“a mule with boobs”—Haha. These are the kinds of things that make me laugh. Which I suppose speaks volumes about me…

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Escaping Elegance

Nov 20, 2013 at 10:57 am

Hey, we’re still here… no quitting now!

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 20, 2013 at 11:07 am
  
  Buh – lieve it. I’m so behind – must get to your blog TODAY! XO
  
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Deborah Ilene

Nov 20, 2013 at 11:24 am

Due to your comments on this blog and links to some other bloggers, I’ve somehow fallen into a rabbit hole of people who think and blog as you do. This is either horrific or brilliant.

Who needs to work at work anyway…

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 20, 2013 at 11:29 am
  
  Hahaha – I hope it’s brilliant : ). Nice to meet you! And yes, work is totally getting in the way of all the blogs I want to read right now. I wish I wasn’t so fond of living indoors…
  
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