This is why I love my friends. Here’s a random sample from last night:
“Was that S&M Barbie?”
“You didn’t say I couldn’t bring a midget, bitch.”
“I was pulled out of the creek bed by a Hells Angel on more than one occasion.”
“She’s a fly strip for drama.”
“It smelled as good as an asshole on a hot day. In Mexico.”
“That’s a match made in chaos.”
“Your resting face is kind of bitchy.”
“He’s dating a fetus.”
“It made no sense – it was like a unicorn shit in a pot of gold and then fell down the rainbow.”
“Leave the door open, weapons down.”
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