If I Ever Bust My Ass Like This I Hope I’m Wearing Chanel


I also hope I’m not wearing a thong.

The only reason I don’t feel bad posting this is because I’m sure she recovered nicely on a yacht somewhere off the coast of France, and later attended the Vanity Fair party.

NaBloPoMo November 2013


  1. I don’t think she stumbled so much as collapsed. Granted, they don’t have much weight they have to carry, but those legs don’t look sturdy and they don’t look built to support much more than maybe her spine. I know models are unusually thin and I can’t figure out if it’s just me or not, but this woman seems even skinnier than the average model. Still, I feel for her. Falling is almost always embarrassing, and it’s really embarrassing for me. I’m clumsy and when I fall, it takes several minutes and I hit every piece of furniture in the room before I finally come to a stop. But maybe that’s not it. Maybe I just need some Chanel pieces to wear so I can say, “Yeah, I fell. But I was really, really fashionable when I did. Now break the six-inch stem off that shoe because I need a stint for these two broken fingers. Thanks.”

    • Now this was some funny shit right here! Nice to meet you – I loved your post on vanity plates. Follow! Be careful out there, or get some Chanel, ok?

      • I’m so glad you liked it! Thanks! And yes, this post opened my eyes to the fact that clumsiness isn’t my problem, my lack of Chanel pieces is hahha. Loved the post!

  2. I would have laughed out loud had I been there. Oh and if you DO bust your ass like that I REALLY hope there is someone around to snap a picture of it. 😉

    Advice for anyone about to bust their ass in a group…

    Say you are walking with a group of friends, have a drink in your hands and are trip over something. You know you are going to fall AND that they are going to laugh at you.

    What do you do?

    You throw your drink on them as you are falling. Problem solved.

    They’ll be pissed at you instead of laughing.

    You are welcome.

    • That is such a genius plan I’m kind of pissed I didn’t think of it myself. But I’m definitely using it. I’ll credit you. Then they can be rebel-yell angry at you also : ) I’m a giver.

  3. A colleague of mine fell one day in public – you know what she did? Got up and said out loud: “I hope you all saw it clearly first time, there will be no rerun!” She had the laughs on her.

  4. Reblogged this on Запретное желание and commented:
    Я тоже на это надеюсь 🙂

  5. Another example of how super-skinny models are a danger to themselves and others. With all those sharp, pointy objects flailing about, its a wonder no one had an eye taken out.

  6. I say at least she was wearing a thong. There could have been nuthin’ under there and we’d have seen her in all her loveliness. LOL!

    • Yeah if that happens to me I hope I’m wearing boxers. You know that will never happen though, right? It will be the one time I’m not wearing any underwear at all. Lookit it happens.

  7. Gosh, stuff like this makes me so unreasonably happy.

  8. Epic. Fail.


  1. […] My last bit of knowledge is one that I’ve had in my head for a while now. I shared it with a co-worker several years ago and recently dusted if off for Molly, over at Mollytopia.com, when she recently wrote about hoping she’s wearing Chanel if she busts her ass. […]

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