Hey I read Aussa’s awesome post, and then immediately stole her idea, which she encouraged because she stole it from Jen at Sips of Jen and Tonic. I hope Jen stole it from someone else because then we can start a club.
Anyway, welcome to the show. It’s called one of these things isn’t true. Guess which one it is.
1. I was holding a knife and covered in blood from collar-bone to ankles by 8am every day for four months.
2. I moved across the country in the middle of the night to get away from a cocaine addict stalker with a felony.
3. When I was an infant my parents put my crib in the back of a panel van and we traveled with a carnival in Canada for several months.
4. I dated Robert Downey, Jr. for two months.
5. I was an alien on a kids’ show on Nickelodeon.