What to do when You’re a Creepy Mouth-Breather

Read Twindaddy’s answers to the Saturday 9 questions and then play the game.  Btw, he’s not the creepy mouth-breather.  I am.  But just for today.  The trees are mating and the pollen is so thick the last time I could breathe through my nose was Thursday.  Obviously this means I can’t leave the house.  Also I have so much snot in my head I can’t think properly and that’s the best time to answer questions.  The second best time is when you’re taking Benadryl and drinking bourbon in the middle of the day pretending to be Sylvia Plath.

1) This upbeat song is from a CD called The Bright Side.  What is brightening your world this fine Saturday?

Finding my cat in the bunny’s cage, even though the door is open.

Litter-box-envy is real y’all.

Actually it was this morning watching Anna and my niece Megan cross the finish line of the Girls on the Run 5k.


2) Our featured artist Meiko sings, “You are the one I can see having fun with …”. When is the last time you laughed hard? Who were you with?

Today when Anna’s dad and I burped out loud, in unison, in public, and embarrassed Anna.


3) She also sings, “I must confess when I wear this dress I feel like dancing …”. Does your mood have an impact on what you wear?

Absolutely, which is why I change clothes 37 times on some days.


4) In this video she accidentally drops one of her meatballs on the floor. Do you believe in “the five second rule,” which states that if food has been on the floor less than five seconds it’s still OK to eat? Or, after it hits the floor, is the next stop always the garbage?

Define “OK.”

5) Despite her exotic-sounding name, Meiko was born in Atlanta, home of the Braves. Do you plan on going to the ballpark this season?

If I can be helicoptered in, and removed from the premises immediately upon my request in the same fashion, please invite me.

6) Meiko recently posted a photo of herself in Disney Land posing with Goofy. Who took the most recent photo of you? What were you doing?

I did, hanging with Anna in the jacuzzi on Thursday, the last time I could breathe through my nose.


 7)  Are you stubborn? 

Only when I’m right.


8) Let’s visit your bathroom: What color is your toothbrush?

Let’s not visit my bathroom.  My toothbrush is green and white and pretty, and it was a gift from my teeth’s new boyfriend.

9) Which would we find: bar soap or liquid soap? 

Liquid.  Bars of soap are gross.


Your turn to answer these burning questions please.  I need to know.



  1. Kwizgiver says:

    Aww, being a creepy mouth breather is no fun at all–but your answers are!

  2. Neti Pot? No? I’m not sure if I like mine more because it works, or because it’s fascinating in a totally disgusting way.

  3. Aww, poor you! Whatever you do, don’t try this: http://myyearofsweat.wordpress.com/2014/04/06/the-vampires-know-whats-up/#comments. Learn from my experiment. Don’t do it.

  4. I’m relieved to know I’m not a creepy mouth-breather.

    I lived in Atlanta for two years when I was a wee lad, and I remember the pollen coating EVERYTHING. I hated Spring in Atlanta.

  5. Allergies Nothing worse than going through the snot explosions. Make Netflix your bitch. x

  6. I’ll just randomly answer here, if you don’t mind so much.

    Depends on the floor.

    We see the Lakewood BlueClaws play every year. They’re a minor league Phillies affiliate. Major League Baseball can kiss my ass. Who can afford that? Oh, yeah. A corporation.

    I have a spectacular photo of meeself that I’m posting next week. I was standing next to, who I thought was, John Kerry talking politics but it turned out to be a HORSE! Wow, was I embarrassed. So, of course I’m going to make it public.

    {City in my head.

    It still works.

    • Hahhaha I can’t wait to see the photo! I will go the Braves game once a year bc the executives give away their tix occasionally, but we only stay long enough to get a hot dog and watch the first three innings. And I don’t drive myself bc I’m a shitty driver and I hate parking lots : ). And you’re totally right: 5-second rule depends on the floor…

  7. After this winter from hell, I’ll gladly take my allergies when they come.
    For about a day.
    Then I’m burning all the flora.

  8. Answered for your convenience in English (in brackets) – here: inhannover.wordpress.com

  9. you make me laugh. thanks for brightening my day

  10. Glad you survived the allergies/cold and most importantly that you came back from Disney in one piece! 🙂

  11. That ‘attempting to give a fuck’ gif is the best thing I’ve seen all year. Where do you find these gems Molly?

    And in other news, those Hygienists look like angels. I’d read about the initial visit to the dentist but somehow missed that post. Maybe they will justify the £10k round trip to un-British my smile!

    Hope you feel better and can breathe again soon.

  12. I’m all for the 5 second rule, I’ll stretch it to 15. Actually yesterday I ate a chip that had been on the floor of my car for half a day. Still alive!

  13. Good on the girls! I run/walk the ladies-only Midnight Pink Walk for breast cancer next month!
    My meme answers, in case you may want to consider a visit:


  14. Haha, you still awesome, even filled with snot while drinking bourbon. Hope all is well and that Little bit isn’t too bummed out about being home from Disney. That vacation is over, (sucker!) feeling is the worst.

  15. I am also stubborn only when I’m right but I’m so often right people probably don’t see the nuance.

  16. First question: What is brightening my world this Saturday? Answer; Several things, including (1) meeting The Culture Monk in person and (2) reading this post. Last question: Bar soap or liquid soap? Answer: Both.

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