The conversation usually goes like this:
“Hey babe – can you watch the kids for a bit? I need to go to the store for a few things.”
Not like this:
“Hey babe – can you watch the kids for a bit? My ass broke and I need to go to the doctor.”
I prefer imaginary scenarios where getting naked with strangers means phone calls that end like this:
Not phone calls with in-network providers that end like this:
The bright side is I met Arvin and Jesse. They are awesome and hilarious, and I would totally be friends with them if they hadn’t already seen my butt.
They fixed the issue and gave me some fancy narcotics that blend nicely with boat drinks. As long as you don’t operate heavy machinery, negotiate financial matters, or stand.
I’m kidding. The evening went more like this:
Since this was not my first butt rodeo, I was in the pool again and vacation was back on track the next morning:
Not exactly the sexy version of getting naked I had in mind in my last post, but Show Butt to Strangers has officially been checked off my Vacation Bucket List.
Have you had an embarrassing moment on vacation? Shown your ass to a stranger? Tell us about it.
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