I gave some pri-tee solid advice recently on how to prevent dudes from slipping and falling into other vaginas…and then realized I haven’t done the first one on the list lately. Shit!
#1 reads as follows: tell your guy he’s wonderful – give specific reasons – how and why.
If telling him is good…then putting it on the Internet is AWESOME!
Here are some of my favorite examples from this year.
He whisked me away on a beach trip, just the two of us, for a week. We chilled out so hard we almost broke the ocean.
He saved us from the snowmageddon ice storm, and roasted marshmallows in our fireplace.
Arrived at my door with these on Valentine’s Day.
Taught Anna the importance of sword fighting with popsicles.
Committed to four weeks of roller skating lessons with Anna and me, and got a certificate to prove it.
Beat my ass in go-karting to celebrate Memorial Day. To be fair, I did suffer an equipment failure, so we’re definitely going back.
Sent these to my house on Mother’s Day.
Wore a chocolate frosting goatee and unibrow on Anna’s birthday. In public.
Made homemade snow cones for nine little girls at her birthday party.
Put together a fabulous birthday party for me with our best friends.
Including my favorite birthday cake.
Celebrated my birthday with me again in Charleston, SC here:
Wore this glittery crown at one of his best friend’s birthday parties.
And took me, Anna, and her friend back to the beach for a week to celebrate the 4th of July…
where for the first time in six months, he finally rested for five minutes.
Michael, this post is for you. To have – that is to say, is yours, that you shall possess ownership of, which belongs to you. Thank you for all you do, and for being funny as shit, and hotter than white fire. You’re wonderful, and I’m so lucky to have you in my life.
Today is hereby declared International You’re Wonderful Day 2014. I hope all of you will take a moment to tell the people you love how special they are to you.
Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who do you appreciate?! Why? How will you show them today?