International You’re Wonderful Day 2014

I gave some pri-tee solid advice recently on how to prevent dudes from slipping and falling into other vaginas…and then realized I haven’t done the first one on the list lately.  Shit!

#1 reads as follows:  tell your guy he’s wonderful – give specific reasons – how and why.

If telling him is good…then putting it on the Internet is AWESOME!

Here are some of my favorite examples from this year.

He whisked me away on a beach trip, just the two of us, for a week.  We chilled out so hard we almost broke the ocean.


He saved us from the snowmageddon ice storm, and roasted marshmallows in our fireplace.


Arrived at my door with these on Valentine’s Day.


Taught Anna the importance of sword fighting with popsicles.


Committed to four weeks of roller skating lessons with Anna and me, and got a certificate to prove it.


Beat my ass in go-karting to celebrate Memorial Day.  To be fair, I did suffer an equipment failure, so we’re definitely going back.


Sent these to my house on Mother’s Day.


Wore a chocolate frosting goatee and unibrow on Anna’s birthday.  In public.


Made homemade snow cones for nine little girls at her birthday party.


Put together a fabulous birthday party for me with our best friends.


Including my favorite birthday cake.


Celebrated my birthday with me again in Charleston, SC here:


and here:


and here:


and here:


Wore this glittery crown at one of his best friend’s birthday parties.


And took me, Anna, and her friend back to the beach for a week to celebrate the 4th of July…


where for the first time in six months, he finally rested for five minutes.


Michael, this post is for you.  To have – that is to say, is yours, that you shall possess ownership of, which belongs to you.  Thank you for all you do, and for being funny as shit, and hotter than white fire.  You’re wonderful, and I’m so lucky to have you in my life.

Today is hereby declared International You’re Wonderful Day 2014.  I hope all of you will take a moment to tell the people you love how special they are to you.

Two!  Four!  Six!  Eight!  Who do you appreciate?!  Why?  How will you show them today?


  1. I really appreciate YOU!!!! And your Michael. And my Michael. And appreciating other people. Thank you, many times over.

  2. You are a lucky woman, Molly.

    In honour of You’re Wonderful Day, I fully expect a blowjob from my husband tonight.

  3. You really found yourself a keeper!!
    *cute post 🙂

  4. As my mother would say, “This one’s a keeper.” Which makes him sound like fish. And yet, he seems so much better than fish. I mean, those flowers? That chocolate unibrow?! My kids’ betta fish do nothing but crap in their tank every day and pretend to be dead. So let’s say, he sounds so much better than a keeper! (And thanks for the reminder to be kind to my own keeper today. Wait, that didn’t come out right.)

    • Hahaha – excellent points! MUCH better than a fish. You may recall my tale of woe with Hector – the most expensive Betta fish in the history of EVER. Thanks for chiming in – I’m glad to hear you’ll be participating in this very special new holiday : )

  5. Great, now I have to start a blog and build a following so they can read an equally thoughtful post about how lucky I am to have you and my sword fighting partner.

    [ redacted bits about how funny, smart, gorgeous, strong, sultry, earnest, refined, inappropriate, conscientious, resilient, and indomitable you are because I’m saving them for my post ]

  6. Sweetest post EVER. ❤

  7. Finding another adult female blogger with a sailor’s tongue is like chugging a fresh glass of wine after a 12-hour work day. Bravo and kudos. Oh, and fuck censoring who you are. 😉 Thanks for reminding me to not worry about my foul language. Every once in awhile I get a complaint and wonder if I should clean up my writing to reach more audiences. Then the writing gods tell me otherwise.

    • Bitch pleeeeze ; ). Haha I say fuck more than I should. And whatever else comes to mind. My hope is it will encourage other people to say whatever comes to their mind, too. Censorship isn’t cute. And, we live in America – hooray! Nice to meet you – love your about page – you have a new follower. Thanks for stopping by!

      • hahahaha Well done and seriously thank you. I was really questioning at this exact moment my wildness in life and feeling like I don’t fit in with the posh and pretentious crowds in the blogosphere who clearly use a thesaurus to death and refuse to just be free with themselves…until I found your blog. I felt so happy – like yes! I’m okay! Fuck this shit I’m not alone here!

  8. Well done and well deserved by Michael. I often chastise myself for my mouth and my inability to fit in with “normal society”. But, then, there is you – a product of GDSOBMF in your childhood. What could be better than your freedom to be who you are.
    Love, Mom

  9. What a total keeper!

  10. Sounds like all three of you are lucky to have each other. I love how much fun you guys appear to have together. Keep doing that shit.

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