This is a compilation of what I’ve heard from guys over the years. Yours free of charge.
Here’s how to avoid having your guy slip and fall into another vagina.
1. Tell him he’s wonderful – give him specific examples of how and why.
2. Suck his dick in the car, and make sure to put your feet up so other guys can see your pedicure and wish they were him.
3. Have your own friends and spend time with them.
4. If you’re close enough to touch his dick, you should be touching his dick.
5. Have your own goals and work toward them.
6. Give him the remote. Just give it. Always – doesn’t matter.
7. Say yes to sex unless you’re truly so ill you may vomit on him.
8. Let him drive the car, and park the car, without offering any directions or advice.
9. Learn his codes i.e. “Maybe” means “almost yes” and “I don’t know” means “I want to say no.”
10. If you don’t remember the last time you told him you’re so lucky to be with him, put a condom in his wallet.
The easiest guy in the room isn’t the best dressed guy buying drinks for all the ladies. It’s the well-mannered guy who feels taken for granted and doesn’t understand why.
The is a Public Service Announcement. The more you know…