Helmet Stickers for Girls

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I learned a very important piece of information about college football yesterday:  boys get stickers for being good!  AND they get to put them on their helmets so everyone knows how awesome they are!

I LOVE stickers.  But I’m not going to play football.

So I made some for girls.

Your hormones told you to murder people and you didn’t – Great job!

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Food, dirt and sweat tried to ruin every garment in the house but you won – Nice Work!

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You didn’t cry when the crazy Brazilian lady used hot wax to rip hair off your body – You Rock!

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Your offspring tried to break your vagina but you love it anyway – MVP!

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If you earned all of these stickers, this helmet is for you.  You’re fabulous!

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Happy Monday, y’all!

29 responses to “Helmet Stickers for Girls”

  1. @iamtomnardone Avatar
    @iamtomnardone

    This is wonderful Molly. Way to bridge the gender gap. I know just where to share this.

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      Hey Thanks Tom!

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  2. franhunne4u Avatar
    franhunne4u

    “Your hormones told you to murder people and you didn’t – Great job!”
    Well – a close shave, so to say … but no, I did not, now gimme the sticker, asap – and not in pink, too! *grumbles off*

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      Hahaha – I can make a black one just for you : )

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  3. donofalltrades Avatar
    donofalltrades

    Lol. Awesome.

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      Hee hoo – thanks Don!

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      1. donofalltrades Avatar
        donofalltrades

        And how does one go about creating such stickers? I’m totally not asking because I plan on stealing the idea either.

      2. mollytopia Avatar
        mollytopia

        You ask very nicely and hope he says he’ll make them for you, and he did. Yay!

  4. Twindaddy Avatar
    Twindaddy

    Where, pray tell, would you be wearing these helmets?

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      Well, I didn’t actually anticipate wearing it. I think displaying it on the kitchen counter for bragging rights is probably the best plan.

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      1. Twindaddy Avatar
        Twindaddy

        Oh, I see. In a nice glass case, I presume?

      2. mollytopia Avatar
        mollytopia

        That’s perfect!

  5. NotAPunkRocker Avatar
    NotAPunkRocker

    I want these for my laptop. Plus one for “crazy cat lady”.

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      Hahaha – that’s a perfect place. And now I have to make more – there is so much left to be celebrated. Next Monday.

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  6. Amy Reese Avatar
    Amy Reese

    These are funny. I like the pink! They should give the bikini stickers out at the wax salon.

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      They absolutely should give the bikini stickers to us after we suffer through that. Or shots of tequila before and after. Or both. Wait, liquor would probably lead to clients punching the staff. Nevermind. Stickers only.

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  7. Jolene Avatar
    Jolene

    hahahah those are awesome!!!

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      Yay!!! Thanks!!!

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      1. Jolene Avatar
        Jolene

        I need a sticker that says I survived 2 motorcycle rallies and my ass doesn’t hurt!!

      2. mollytopia Avatar
        mollytopia

        Hahaha! That’s going to be a tough one.

  8. Julie Avatar
    Julie

    YES! I love!!

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      Yay – thanks so much for chiming in!

      Reply
  9. Exile on Pain Street Avatar
    Exile on Pain Street

    Did you design all those icons? Because they’re great! The verbiage is excellent, but I’m a visual guy and am digging the images.

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      No – I had help with the images. The words are mine : )

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  10. Ned's Blog Avatar
    Ned’s Blog

    I’m thinking of having a lanyard made for my wife. Any chance they’ll be available as buttons? You could make a fortune…

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    1. mollytopia Avatar
      mollytopia

      Hahaha -clearly I’m onto something – woot!

      Reply
  11. dianneram1 Avatar
    dianneram1

    Two thumbs up on creativity. I want one of each, please!

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  12. More Helmet Stickers for Girls – Mollytopia Avatar
    More Helmet Stickers for Girls – Mollytopia

    […] you earned all these stickers, AND last week’s helmet stickers, your helmet now looks like […]

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  13. 7m Avatar
    7m

    very interesting to see this ..))

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