You scoop or pick up dookie that isn’t human – you rock!
You make food appear in the magic box in the kitchen – hooray!
You work for a normal-sized boss during the day, and then work for one or more tinier bosses all night – way to go!
You do nice things with the adult penis in your house – you’re the best!
If you earned all these stickers, AND last week’s helmet stickers, your helmet now looks like this:
Finally, football is fun and meaningful.
Next week I’ll even the score – helmet stickers for dudes.
Have any suggestions?