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  • I do not have weed in my freezer

    I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley with cheesecloth, add salt and pepper and bread crumbs to keep it from getting soggy.  Done. Prepping…

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  • But what if your crotch gets addicted?

    But what if your crotch gets addicted?

    Hey there’s a new vaginal marijuana potion that produces a 15-minute climax. Que en el mundo? Speaking of being high, this guy is trying to enter…

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  • “Will you please start arguing???”

    “Will you please start arguing???”

    It’s an odd question to want to ask my 10-year-old, but clearly the best time to change parenting strategies is when you’re more than half…

  • The Devil is hot pink

    The Devil is hot pink

    It’s a common misconception that the Devil is red and carries a pitchfork.  I want to clear that up for you right now, and I…