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  • I do not have weed in my freezer

    I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley with cheesecloth, add salt and pepper and bread crumbs to keep it from getting soggy.  Done. Prepping…

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    Make the game your bitch

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  • International You’re Wonderful Day 2014

    International You’re Wonderful Day 2014

    I gave some pri-tee solid advice recently on how to prevent dudes from slipping and falling into other vaginas…and then realized I haven’t done the first…

  • Where were you last night?

    Where were you last night?

    Oh shit y’all.  I went to my very first country music concert! SpecTACular people watching event.  Did you know only girls wear cowboy boots now?…

  • Why guys slip and fall into other vaginas

    Why guys slip and fall into other vaginas

    This is a compilation of what I’ve heard from guys over the years.  Yours free of charge. Here’s how to avoid having your guy slip…