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    I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley with cheesecloth, add salt and pepper and bread crumbs to keep it from getting soggy.  Done. Prepping…

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    You know how when you get a “no” to something really important you get all bitter-shitpissed about it? If you’re one of those wise and…

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    Runways are Fun.

    This is how I feel trying to write a post tonight. If you’re not on this NaBloPoMo party train, you are MISSING OUT. Sleep and…

  • How to Pull a Dinner Party out of your Ass.

    How to Pull a Dinner Party out of your Ass.

    Specifically, a dinner party for six Fabulous Gay Boys.  My house looked like this at 10am.  If you ever find yourself in this situation, here’s what…

  • NaBloPoMo – Day 9,034,854

    NaBloPoMo – Day 9,034,854

    Anna and I got up at 6:40am for the Girls on the Run 5k. I wore these ridiculous Hello Kitty ear muff thingies because they…