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  • I do not have weed in my freezer

    I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley with cheesecloth, add salt and pepper and bread crumbs to keep it from getting soggy.  Done. Prepping…

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    Holy shitfire!

    I’m officially spending forever with this awesome, smart, handsome, and hilarious guy! Wearing this ring! And the ear-to-ear smile in the first photo! HOORAY! Obviously there…

  • Getting intimate with dolls for money

    Getting intimate with dolls for money

    The best way to make money and edit personal space is to take naked pictures of dolls. I know.  I’m a genius. It didn’t start out…

  • Clearly the Solution was Fire and Urine

    Clearly the Solution was Fire and Urine

    She had collapsed in on herself and was sobbing at the table.  I patted her on the back in that awkward way which precisely conveys,…

  • 7 Truths That Make Parenting More Fun

    7 Truths That Make Parenting More Fun

    Here’s the question I received:  “Does being a mom ever get fun?  My friend and I both have an infant and a toddler, and it’s…