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  • I do not have weed in my freezer

    I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley with cheesecloth, add salt and pepper and bread crumbs to keep it from getting soggy.  Done. Prepping…

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    How gross is your love?

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    It’s important to wear underwear when you’re stealing teeth

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    Not all feet touchers are the same

    I don’t like strangers scratching my head and mounting me in public.  Especially when I have to pay for it. My glorious friend, P, and…