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Holy shitfire!
I’m officially spending forever with this awesome, smart, handsome, and hilarious guy! Wearing this ring! And the ear-to-ear smile in the first photo! HOORAY! Obviously there were pranks and rabbits involved in the proposal – it was perfect! Note: I promise not to turn this blog into a festering wedding planning wound. It will be the same nonsense…
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What to do when You’re a Creepy Mouth-Breather
Read Twindaddy’s answers to the Saturday 9 questions and then play the game. Btw, he’s not the creepy mouth-breather. I am. But just for today. The trees are mating and the pollen is so thick the last time I could breathe through my nose was Thursday. Obviously this means I can’t leave the house. Also…
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Little Ditty bout Bob and Dianne
…. two American kids doing all the drugs they can Thus . . . today is my birthday. Thanks for inviting me to the party. Y’all are the greatest.
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Liebster Shenanigans
I’d rather eat a deep-fried turd than say anything about myself that doesn’t naturally come up in conversation. Therefore, the requirement to “post 11 facts about yourself,” and then “answer 11 more questions about yourself” has caused me to sit on this award for so long I’m technically no longer eligible for it. Three solid…
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