This is a compilation of top complaints I’ve heard from girls over the years. Yours free of charge.
How to avoid having your girl slip and fall on another dick.
- If you’re not going to show up, call and say you’re not going to show up.
- If you’re going to be late, call and say you’re going to be late.
- Don’t ogle other women in front of her. That’s what porn is for.
- If she invites you to anything, say “yes.”
- Get Valentine’s Day right, whatever right is for her.
- If she buys a dress so you can take her on a date, make it happen while the dress is still in season.
- If you’ve been dating for more than one year, don’t ever refer to anyone, even a celebrity, as “unmarryable.”
- If she says, “my feelings are hurt,” show up ASAP and say, “I’m sorry” in person.
- If you’ve been specifically told what hurt her feelings, don’t do it again.
- If you don’t remember the last time you told her how lucky you are to be with her, put a condom in her purse.
The easiest girl in the room isn’t the one wearing the shortest skirt or showing the most cleavage. It’s the well-mannered girl who feels taken for granted and doesn’t understand why.
This is a Public Service Announcement. The more you know…
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