If you want to read something positive and helpful, this post is not for you. Read Tips for an Awesome Monday instead and then close the page.
THIS post is for everyone else.
F – Fuck it. Start with this attitude and lean on it as hard as you can for the entire day.
R – Respond to any idea that’s not generated by you with a violent outburst.
I – “I said tip.” Work that into a sentence and then act like the listener is a pervert if they react to it.
D – “Dumbass.” Mumble it as you’re leaving every meeting – just loud enough for people to know you said it, but not loud enough for them to prove it.
A – Answer everything with acronyms you make up on the spot (like ICBIDWT – I can’t, because I don’t want to). Then look exasperated when people have no idea what you’re talking about.
Y – Yak. Tell your boss you have to leave early because your yak is arriving from the Tibetan Plateau and you need to be home to sign for it.
If you still have a job on Monday, you won!
Happy Friday, y’all!