Tips (I said tip) for an Awesome Friday…at Work.

November 5, 2015

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If you want to read something positive and helpful, this post is not for you. Read Tips for an Awesome Monday instead and then close the page.

THIS post is for everyone else.

F – Fuck it. Start with this attitude and lean on it as hard as you can for the entire day.

R – Respond to any idea that’s not generated by you with a violent outburst.

I – “I said tip.” Work that into a sentence and then act like the listener is a pervert if they react to it.

D – “Dumbass.” Mumble it as you’re leaving every meeting – just loud enough for people to know you said it, but not loud enough for them to prove it.

A – Answer everything with acronyms you make up on the spot (like ICBIDWT – I can’t, because I don’t want to). Then look exasperated when people have no idea what you’re talking about.

Y – Yak. Tell your boss you have to leave early because your yak is arriving from the Tibetan Plateau and you need to be home to sign for it.

If you still have a job on Monday, you won!

Happy Friday, y’all!

14 responses to “Tips (I said tip) for an Awesome Friday…at Work.”

Ahdad

Nov 6, 2015 at 3:05 am

And if you’re the boss and don’t want to be here? Or there. Or anywhere…

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 6, 2015 at 7:16 am
  
  Oh. In that case you might want to print copies of the tips for an Awesome Monday and distribute to your staff : ). Or call in sick, to yourself? Happy Friday!
  
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Melowisha U.

Nov 6, 2015 at 4:44 am

Might as well apply this in school. Made me laugh. 😀

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 6, 2015 at 7:31 am
  
  Hahaha – do it – they can’t FIRE you! Mostly…
  
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  1. Melowisha U.
    
    Nov 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm
    
    They can’t. But they can suspend or kick me out. And that’s the same to being fired. But then, there’s this thing called due process. 😁 So..
  2. mollytopia
    
    Nov 6, 2015 at 5:53 pm
    
    Wait. Do they get to keep your tuition if you get expelled? Because that’s actually worse than losing a salary – it’s a pre-paid expense, and I’m not sure if you can write that off on your taxes, assuming you have any income to offset that loss. Yes I work in finance. New advice: please behave yourself at school : )
  3. Melowisha U.
    
    Nov 6, 2015 at 7:49 pm
    
    Haha. I was just kidding. You’re right about it. It was just an idealization anyway. Sometimes things get really shitty in school that I wanted to defy rules, but in reality, can’t. ☺
  4. mollytopia
    
    Nov 7, 2015 at 12:07 am
    
    You can TOTALLY defy rules. Just don’t get caught!
Exile on Pain Street

Nov 6, 2015 at 6:35 am

I think Anna Kendrick is very hot. Is it just me?

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 6, 2015 at 7:14 am
  
  No – she’s totally hot. AND she can sing!
  
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The Cutter

Nov 6, 2015 at 7:05 am

For some reason, my manager scheduled our monthly one on one meeting for Friday afternoon. So now I have to at least give the impression that I care

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 6, 2015 at 7:13 am
  
  Hahaha – good luck!!! Have a great weekend!
  
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tishmoon

Nov 7, 2015 at 8:06 am

omf… spilled my coffee laughing… I am TOTALLY using this next Friday ! Unemployment, here I come ! =) =)

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1. mollytopia
  
  Nov 7, 2015 at 2:00 pm
  
  Cannah gittah woot woot!!!
  Glad you got a laugh – sorry you spilled your coffee.
  Last one to the unemployment line is a rotten egg!
  
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