Fabulously Refined/Wildy Inappropriate

I do not have weed in my freezer

I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley with cheesecloth, add salt and pepper and bread crumbs to keep it from getting soggy. Done. Prepping…

March 10, 2014

How to Crash Your Ex’s Wedding Without Leaving the House

Meet Alana. Saturday was her divorce party. It was also the day her ex-husband got remarried, and the day we discovered there was a mole at…
March 8, 2014

Your Ticket to Board the Party Train

Alana’s divorce party starts at 6pm today and you’re invited. We’re celebrating the fact that her jackass ex can no longer ruin Date night Grocery…
March 6, 2014

Hangover Barbie, Jugglers and Angry Cats

This thong with pretend pubes on it. One of my besties in a pink bunny costume. The definitive poll on being eaten by a shark.…
March 4, 2014

Culture, Coffee, Monk

If you need the interior of your private jet or Rolls Royce redone you should totally get in touch with Kenneth Justice from Culture Monk. True…