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  • I do not have weed in my freezer

    I do not have weed in my freezer

    I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley with cheesecloth, add salt and pepper and bread crumbs to keep it from getting soggy.  Done. Prepping…

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  • If I Ever Bust My Ass Like This I Hope I’m Wearing Chanel

    If I Ever Bust My Ass Like This I Hope I’m Wearing Chanel

    I also hope I’m not wearing a thong. The only reason I don’t feel bad posting this is because I’m sure she recovered nicely on…

  • One of These Things Will Not Set You Free

    Hey I read Aussa’s awesome post, and then immediately stole her idea, which she encouraged because she stole it from Jen at Sips of Jen and…

  • This Lady is Hot Shit

    This is my grandmother. She’s one of my most favorite people on the planet. She paved the way for me. She paved the way for…

  • How to Party with Your Ex-Husband

    Invite these girls (the ones who dropped the dinner party mouth bombs)… And this lady… And these guys…(no flattering picture available – sorry Ben and…