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Breadwinners whut?
If you want a surreal experience, do this: Then find one of these: Then sit down and watch this Fox panel on how women earning more money than men is destroying America… I know this aired a few days ago, but I’m still thinking about it because really? What rock have those guys been…
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Prance-errific!
This video is beyond genius. The snarkhole in me is so overwhelmed I don’t even know where to begin. Maybe with Best Camel Toe in 100 years? The nice human in me actually loves this woman. If someone has the balls, and it looks like she does, to prance around a busted-ass golf course to a fantastically horrific soundtrack wearing exercise…
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Class War at Pet Supermarket?
The fancy non-feeder goldfish in the other tank must have rich parents, or connections with store management. Maybe they’re the 1%ers in fish land? But why are the goldfish in the feeder tank only good enough to be fed to other fish? Are they not pretty enough? Bad poker game? You know I’m morbidly curious,…
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Mail Fail.
This might be the dumbest shit I’ve ever received in the mail. First of all, I don’t cruise. But I especially don’t cruise for $21,475, unless I own the boat when it’s over. I have no idea how I ended up on this mailing list. Clearly someone has made a terrible mistake.
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Half a banana hammock?
I’m not sure what’s going on here… I wanted to believe this was a photoshop joke, but alas, it is not. This is an actual company entirely committed to f*cked up tan lines and genital discomfort. Que en el mundo? I’ll spare you any additional photos because just posting this one is making me feel like someone’s trying to touch…
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Now THIS is News…
According to Vanity Fair, “the Duchess of Cambridge not only went out but spoke last night.” Oh dear Lord, how did a pregnant person ever manage to negotiate both of those tasks on the SAME DAY??? You can read the details about this maternity miracle here: http://vnty.fr/10DaA3L You’ll also be fascinated to know she performed this magical feat in…
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Talking? Or Scratching?
Is this dude holding the phone with his foot, AND gaming? If so, I’m impressed, and horrified. If he’s just scratching his ear, I’m only horrified. Que en el mundo?
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Whose money?
I just saw this poster in the mall. And I was like Daddy’s Money? Boohlshit – that’s MOMMY’s money. Where’s my poster, bitch? But then I realized it’s actually a real live store in your computer box. Awesome. Rage on, snarky entitled tweens – with your mom or dad’s credit card, on the couch. Parents…
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Big Rich Atlanta
Flipping through channels, and I landed here. In five minutes, I saw: Boob cutlets removed from bra and waved around. Extensions ripped from hair at birthday party. Lawyers hired for ruining birthday party. Mother paying $8,000 per month in allowance to two daughters. Daughters claiming it’s not enough because it’s a full-time job to look…
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Don’t do that…
Here’s some practical advice: don’t put an eel in your butt. I’m so sorry to share this with you, but I can’t not. http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-man-requires-emergency-surgery-after-the-swamp-eel-he-stuck-up-his-butt-gnaws-through-his-colon I have so many questions. Namely que en el f*cking mundo? I hate to admit it but I am RIVETED by stories like this. Absolutely fascinated by this level of human failure. …
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Ready-to-what?
I love you Valentino, but ready-to-wear where? I’m not ready. But the shoes are fabulisss.
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Where are Kim’s friends?
Why did they let her leave the house in those? Sometimes the most loving thing you can say to a friend is “oh sweetie, no.”
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Negative Ghostrider, the salon is full
I came here to relax, not fly my pedicure chair. #stoppit
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Don’t do that.
Pineapples are for pina coladas and stationery.
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Que En El Mundo?
No, no. Has Marc Jacobs lost his mind?
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No Cocktails On The Lido Deck
This is why we don’t cruise, mmmmkay?
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